Thursday, July 17, 2008

Orrin's Grand Signage Conspiracy

Another day, another delusion for our Dear Orrin.

Today's beaut: Orrin believes that the new tasteful signage that have been displayed in Prospect Park alerting dog owners where dogs are not ever permitted off-leash are way too small.

Not only that, our Dear Orrin believes that there's a Grand Sign Conspiracy to hang inadequate signage!

Yes, you see in Orrin's World, even through there are signs at entrances to the wood trails, and even through Dear Orrin managed to see the signs just fine, only he can see them. No one else has seen these signs. So it must be a Sign Conspiracy, probably emanating at the highest level. Perhaps even Bloomberg is behind this Grand Conspiracy.

And, as usual, Orrin is the only one who sees clearly.

Up the dosage, Orrin baby!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yesterday I tried to post a comment on CREDO. I was polite, factual, and on topic. But did Orrin allow it? No. Probably because I suggested that his visceral reaction in comparing a Bishon-to-Pit most likely indicates that he is not a dog owner. All good dog owners sympathize with the pit having been bitten by a venomous snake while in a city park. I also suggested that he should have praised the owner for being responsible and smart enough to search for a vet with the anti-venom while also incurring the high cost of care. Once again Orrin lacks the cajones to post comments that accurately question his biased posts. (Good thing about his having been neutered- no little Orrins)

About the signs- sorry Orrin, but once again you are absolutely wrong. The signs in Central Park are on the triangular map/points of interest signs and the dog rules are not very clear or prominent.

Prospect has much better and more numerous signs including some at the exterior of the park that help dog owners understand the rules.

Melissa said...

surreal947 - Ha! We know why he has comment moderation enabled. He doesn't want anyone with a brain to come close to proving him wrong. He's delusional. He did, however, post your comment disagreeing with him when he said big dogs shouldn't be in the city. We'll see if he posts mine agreeing with yours. ;-)